Hello, I'm an immortal alien named Filmbagger and I've decided to watch every movie ever made. Yes, all of them. Even that one. Yeah, that one too. All of them.
I'll watch these movies, then I'll write down my thoughts on them and post them here. I'm not a professional critic or a film student, just your typical, run-of-the-mill, everyday immortal tasked with watching every movie ever created.